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A wise hobo

Do you fail at class?Exams?Or do you need to study for your future? Then not to fear,a wise hobo told me this.

-Reviewing is useless,Making random answer is the best!-

Me:And if you don't believe me, try it,there is 100% chance that you might not pass.Just like hobo.

Hobo:(Wakes up)What?

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Hey guys,sorry for the lack of updates again,i'm making a....a.....Well this is quite embarrassing.

Shia:Just tell us already!

Me:How did you get in here!?

Shia:Your writing this book you idiot!

Me:Oh. 😐

Shia:Now tell us,Do it!

Me:Never!

Shia:(Pulls out a gun)Do it or i'll shoot you!

Me:(Hands in the air)Ok,ok chill.I am making a new story because of my cousin.

Shia:What kind of story?

Me:I won't tell.

Shia:(Reloads)Do it!

Me:Ok,ok!It's a comedy love story!Ok!?

Shia:Ha,Gay!

Me:It wasn't my fault,my cousin wouldn't shut up so had to give up and make a love story.

Juan:My goat,that's horrible!

Me:Yeah i know.

Juan:Huh,wut?Oh i was refering to my goat.

Goat:Meh!

Juan:I think it's cute if you write a love story.

Me:I guess so?

Juan:Even if you are a gay.

Me:F*ck you!You C*ck sucking,baby stealing,father f*cking,noce picking cunting bastard!

Juan:😦

Me:👿

Shia:*Troll face*

Juan:😐 well i guess i'm gonna go now (?)

Me:I hope you get hit by a tank.

Juan:😰 (Leaves the room)

Me:Well i'm gonna go drink some water now.

Shia:You fag-

Me:Tank!

Shia:What? (Gets ran over by a tank)

Me:Well,i'm done with my life.So,guys i'm gonna ask you a question.Do you want a love story?Yes or no?Cause my cousin suggested it and won't shut up for 3 hours straight.It's ok if you agree or disagree just let me know in the comments here if you want me to make or not make one.I almost forgot that i might not always be active here but i'll try if i get new ideas.So i guess this is goodbye,hope that you answer my question tho.This is avast logging out and i'll update later.