Lolz Jokes

High school and college

In highschool they say:

"You will learn this at college"

In college they say:

"You already learned this from the highschool."

And then i say:

"WTF!? "

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Hey what is up guys? It's avast here, so alot of you said that i'm racist, idk why? Maybe because of my jokes or something like that, i just don't know why. And sometimes alot of you are calling me an idiot.
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Why are you scrolling?
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You expect me to add something funny eh?
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Stop scrolling.

-beep-

I'm really sorry if you get offended or hurt or murdered or going to a store and 9 11 that bitch!

-beep-

And yeah, so alot had been happening here in my hard life. There's this psychopathic girl who's in love with me and she starts to fvcking kill all my friends! Like what the fck?! And on the other hand, i got involved into a -nope nevermind, i wouldn't tell you because it might be disturbing and there's a chance that you might not believe like i'm actually fvcking serious right now.
And I'm not even joking, I'm really serious.

So for today guys, I'm gonna be announcing something, if i don't update for the last 8 months, i might be dead, or starving or fvcking drinking bleach because why not? And there's a 80% chance that you will send something in the comments like:

"Hahaha, omg avast is so funny, he makes this jokes because it's true, hhahahahaha.........
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Kill yourself!"

-beep-

So anyway guys, there's a psychopath who tries to sneak into my House (Well actually, it's my aunts house) and literally watches me until daytime, this is a true story right here, no bullshit included. Case closed. Lesson learned from Donald trump.

-beep-

But anyway, thank you guys so much for your support on this book and we reached 140k views, I'm really happy about that and I'm also thankful for 87 followers, i know it's not higher, but thank you so much, i'm really happy that i could share all of my stories here in wattpad, i really enjoyed posting and reading other people's stuff. Also i'm sorry for the lack updates again i promise that i will remember to update recently. Even i don't want to make promises just like sans from undertale. (lol)

Thank you guys so much, leave a star on this chapter and don't forget to follow me..
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Actually don't follow me because you might be an actual stalker.

-beep-

Again, if you leave a star on this chapter, not only will you be supporting this book but also, you will get a 5 no, not 5,6 no,not enough! You know what? Fvck it! 17 Billion dollars, if you give a star on this chapter, it will be at your bed when you go to sleep, your mattress will become a pile of 17 billion dollars, no joke, no scam, no bullshit. Case close. Donald Trump knows.

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And if you are first 5 persons to give a star on this chapter, you will get one exclusive safety pin.
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What? I don't have anything else, you fvckin-

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Thanks guys i hope you like this chapter, this is avast logging out and I'll upload later. Peace out gangsters.