It all started on a sunny day...
Boy Comeback:Hey whatsup?
Girl:(Annoyed)Eww...get away from me!
Boy Comeback:I haven't done anything from you!
Girl:Whatever just shutup!
Boy Comeback:I don't shut up, I grow up. And when i look at you, I throw up.
Suddenly a bunch of random guys pop out of nowhere and started yelling "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Me:(Eating ice cream)
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(STTTTTTTIIIIIIIILLLLLLL EATING)
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Me:Hey guys, avast here, so i change my password to "AvastRogue015" Cause i want it to change and yeah, new year is also coming.
New year:(Peeking through my window)I'm gonna molest you!
Me:What the fu-
-Beep-
So yeah, that's all i got to say. Oh and wait, i'm adding new characters in this book so i can add more epilol to my chapters. Dudes and Dudets, please welcome Boy Comeback!
Boy Comeback:Dude who are you talking too?
Theres no one here except you and me jackass!
Random guys:OOOOOHHHHH!!!
Me:Ohhh....Well its better to be a jackass than a idiotic donkey like you.
Random guy:OOOHHHHHH!!!!!
Boy Comeback:Damn it!
--Meh endt--
(The donkey part was my idea and the shut up was i found it in the internet. I created Boy Comeback so i can add him to this book and so i can have more friends.Well actually i have no friends, F**k. )
-Beep-
Me:Well that's all for me guys,thanks for 100,000k reads and don't forget to follow me and hit that vote button-
(Sees Luke and rod hitting something)
What are you doing?
Luke:(Hitting something with a chair)I'm hitting the Vote button.
Me:Why?
Rod:Cause you said it.
Me:Dude,i was telling my readers to tap the vote button if they like this chapter. Not hitting it like with a chair for real!?
Rod and Luke:Ohhhhh.....
Me:Dumb friends....
(Clears throat)
So yeah,well guys i gotta go now and goodbye.
All of the characters including me:Goodbye everyone!
Me:(Eating a taco then suddenly,i started to choke again for no reason)
Rod:Is he gonna be ok?
Luke:Yeah,i guess so.
Juan:Well ummm... I gotta go now....
Boy Comeback:Yeah me too...
Horse man:Mihhh!!!
Everyone leave the room and then i was all alone.
-the end-
And avast was never heard of him again. I'm still alive,stop crying you Big baby!
Big baby:(Cries)
--Meh endt--
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