Chicken

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Me:Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend:Why?

Me:To get to the ugly witch's house.

Friend:(Sarcastic) Hahaha

Me:Knock knock.

Friend:Whose there?

Me:The chicken.

Friend:...

Me:...

Friend:(Realizes)Oh hell nah.

Me:Hahahaha!

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Chicken

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