Lolz Jokes

Break up message + Author's note

In a text:

Boyfriend: Hey i gotta tell you something. I'm breaking up with you.

Girlfriend:What!?

Boyfriend: Opps, wrong send.

Girlfriend: Oh Ok.Wait WhaT!?

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Hey what is up guys, sorry for the late upload, but our connection in our hometown was a bit slow and i guess it went like a "On and Off" light switch or whatever. And this time, I'm here at my 2nd house, i started staying here since last week and there are many events that i missed, but some of it was i mostly participated in, like the "Color fun run" and the pig hunting competition. Those were mostly i participated in.

So anyway, I'm sorry, the signal gone bad, the dog is barking, i have nowhere to live, the dog is eating my leg and it hurts, the hobo is laughing at me, i found a gun and shot him -noscoooppppeee!!!-

-beep-

If you would give a star to this chapter, not only will you be supporting me to help this book grow but you will also be receiving your very own 5 Lamborghini, no this is not a fricking joke, no bullshit, and not a scam. And if you are the first 15 person to give this chapter a star, you will be also given a limited Pokemon inside a small box,and if you say the Pokemon's name, it will magically appear if you open the box. Any Pokemon you want, it will appear as long it's not a hotdog. So what are you waiting for? Give this chapter a star and the prizes will be yours,it will only arrive at .000003 seconds at the front of your door.

Yeah, so thanks anyway guys, this book is already growing so much and i'm really happy that your supporting me into reaching the 200k reads. Thanks for reading, voting, and commenting on this book, especially if your a hater. And one more thing, if i make any misspellings, just cover it up with some corrections cuz some of you say that you don't understand and some say that I'm stupid.

So anyway, Vote,comment, share, and be trouble maker. This is avast logging out and I'll upload later. Peace out gangsters.