//In a text//
Friend:Hey,sorry about what happened.Are you still mad at me?
Me:Twinkle, twinkle little star
Friend:How i wonder what you are?
Me:Wish i could hit you with my car.
Friend: Ok. You're still mad.
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Yo,what is up guys? It's our summer vacation,and yeah sorry about the "lack of update" or something like that? Don't worry,cause i'll start updating jokes tomorrow and if you would give a star to this chapter.Then it's your lucky day dude,coz i'm giving away 2,wait not 2 but 3,still not enough.Ok 5 billion dollars! No this is not a joke,not a scam and not a trick! All you have to do is like this joke and the cash will arrive at your door in about 3 seconds,and if you are the first 5 person to like this first,you'll get 2 luxurious mansion in any coutry you would like to stay in. Just like i said, like this JOKE. Hehe ok peace guys and thanks for the 129k view!
(Suddenly money starts falling from a falling tree that is giving birth to a donkey)
"Wtf?" said Boy comeback in surprise
All of the gang jaw dropped while looking at me.
"Why is it raining money in here?" Juan said in confusion.
"Dude,i think avast is high." Exclaimed Boy comeback
"No i'm not.It's just logic b*tches"i said. But then we were all crushed by a big giant toenail.You know why? Because logic doesn't exist in this book anymore baby!
--Meh endt--
No,seriously,you'll get your money if you like this chapter.Lol ok,bye 😜
--The real Meh endt--
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Lolz Jokes
RandomBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
