Lolz Jokes

What happens when you wake up at 3.00 in the morning

Hey guys,my friend told me this scary truth when you wake up at 3 in the morning,but i just made fun of it because i want cheer him up,and that did work.Hope you enjoy this chapter,and don't let them in your mind.
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My friend told me that if you wake up at 3 in the morning,you will feel something cold and feel that someone is watching you,yes it is.It is a demon,they say if you wake up at 3 for no reason,there is someone trying to find a way to control you're mind,and that is someone you don't know.It is powerful,scary and haunts you until you fall asleep,you will encounter this if you wake up at 3 for no reason or excuse,but if there is a reason like for an example,you need to pee,you will feel nothing.So the only way to get this demon out is you need to go back to sleep and try to forget nothing is there,but it might be harder to fall asleep coz you can hear them saying something to you like an uknown knowledge,but don't panic just ignore them and go back to sleep.

But i say,when you wake up at 3 in the morning,you will encounter loud footsteps on the roof,chiming of bells,someone singing,and laugh like a jolly old man.He will watch you until he knows when you are good or bad this year,his little minions will spy on you until 25 of december and he will watch you at 3 until sunrise.When you are bad he will give you nothing exept hard boiled ashes that forms like rock,and if you are good he will give you something,a box full of mystery in side,and he will trick you into liking it.He will not leave you until december ends.He is fat,but he has a power to make the children happy,the people call him "Santa claus",who is this you ask?No one can answer that because he can not be seen in the night,his magical powers will keep him undetected and make you feel jolly.He is not a burglar,but he is a burgler that sneaks into your house and give you something and not rob you,but he is a jolly good man that loves kids and delivering "mystery boxes" when you are good for the whole year.You will encounter him on 24 of december in the night.He is Santa claus.

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Yeah i know this chapter sucks but i just want to share it to you,my friend felt better when i told that joke and he felted ok now.But seriously,my friend told me that because it was true.I woke up at exactly 3:00 am,i felt something cold in my spine,then i heard strange noises downstairs.So i just slept and then nothing will ever happen to me.Vote for this chapter if you encounter the same way.