Me:(Walking home,turning door nob and opens it.See mom and dad standing with crossed hands and staring at me)Uhh...?Hi?
Mom:So,how was school?
Me:Good?Why are you staring at me?
Dad:You're teacher told us that you failed on a test.
Me:(Beginning to sweat)
Mom:Is it true?
Me:Yes,but(Thinking very hard)uhh...?
Mom:But what?
Me:Umm....(Got an idea)She cheated!
Mom and dad:What!?
Me:I mean yes,she cheated,she gave me an "F" because she always hate me.She gives all students an "A" but me!Man,what a cheater!
Mom:Ok we're gonna talk with her tomorrow.
Me:Yeah- Wait what!?
Dad:Yup,we're gonna talk to her tomorrow.
Me:But you can't-
Mom:That's ok sweety,but we need to teach that monster a lesson!
Me:But-
Mom:Ok bye,you're dad and i are going to watch a movie,so be nice and don't let anyone come and break things when you're on you're own ok?
Me:What!?
Mom:Ok bye!(Leaves with dad)
Me:(Talks to myself)Well,that was messed up,i guess?
Suddenly my classmate pops out of my couch out of nowhere.
Classmate:Ohh!!!You got busted!
Me:You know what's the problem?
Classmate:(Stops celebrating)Uhh....No...What's the problem?
Me:The problem is you,The solution is none of you're business!
(Puts MLG glasses on 😎)
Suddenly random people poping out of nowhere and yelling "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Classmate:*Starts to cry*You're a meany!(Runs out of my house looking like an idiot)
The random people carry me and chanting "Francoise!Francoise!Francoise!" Then everybody freeze rayed and a sign comes up. "The end"
Me:(Mouth open)Can we stop the freeze ray now?
Director (Also me):No,5 more seconds.
Then another sign came up and it said "Or mayBe?!?" Dramatic song playing "Dun!Dun!Dun!" Suddenly the freeze ray weres off and everybody broke their bone.
Me:Well at least it did break my fall.
Sitcom laugh and then a sign comes up again saying "The end" "Or is it!?" "DunDunDun!" Ok stop it,it does not make anyone laugh,ok?Good.
"The end" "Or-"
Me:Shut up!
""Or-"" ran away.
Ok now it's the end.Hope you like it and i'll make more "One laugh,one short comedy" (That's when i call this) 😄👍
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Lolz Jokes
RandomBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
