Failed pick up line 4 or 5? idk really know what day it is now?

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Me: *Sees a cute girl passing by*

*Suddenly falls backward then falls in love*

"Hey girl, did you just fell from heaven? Cause the way i see it, i'm the one who fell and thought you were an angel."

Girl: "Aww... Really?"

Me: "Yes, now would you kindly help me, because i'm stuck in this well."

Girl: "Oh... 😓"

Me: "I think my spine just break into pieces..."

Girl: "I-i'm just gonna..."
*Slowly backing up*

Me: "Please call an ambulance"

Girl: "Ok.. 😨"

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This is dedicated to Rent_is_me we had alot of fun doing this joke, and thanks for sharing.

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