🎶Crashing to the snow🎶
🎶On a pair of broken skis🎶
🎶Burning childrens toys🎶
🎶And smashing christmas trees🎶
🎶The snow is turning red🎶
🎶And everyone is dead🎶
🎶I woke up in the hospital with bullets in my head🎶
🎶Oh 911 911🎶
🎶Santa's got a gun🎶
🎶Shot a reindeer in the rear🎶
🎶Since 1991,HEY!🎶
🎶911 911🎶
🎶Santa's got a gun🎶
🎶I hope i get a knife next year🎶
🎶So i can have some fun!🎶
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Me:Merry christmas everybody!
Rod:Dude,it's not yet christmas.
Me:Shut up!I say it's christmas whenever i want it to.
Rod:Your weird.
Luke:No,that's weird.
Luke points at the horse man dancing "hit the quan" while hitting quan.
Quan:(Gets beaten to a pulp)Stop it,why do everyone starts randomly hitting me for no reason!?
Horse man:Mihhh!!!
-----------The end--------And quan was never heard of him again-------Don't cry his still alive you big baby!-----
Big baby:(Cries)
(Ok what's happening to my life? 😕)
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Lolz Jokes
De TodoBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
