Son:Dad!Dad!
Dad:What?
Son:I have a crush on grandma and i want to marry her!
Dad:Marry grandma? But she's my mother.
Son:Well you married my mom too!
Why cant i marry your mom?
Me:Yeah, The kid has a point.
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Dad and son are staring at me.
Son:...
Dad:...
Me:...
Son:?
Dad:?
Me:(Started eating popcorn)
Dad:Uhm?Excuse me but how did you get here?
Son:And how did you get that popcorn?
Me:It's magic!
I wave my hand to create a rainbow.
Me:...And also there is a popcorn stand over there.
Dad:...😕
Son:...😕
Me:...(Starts eating the popcorn again)
Dad:I'm calling the cops.
Me:(Throws the popcorn at Dad) *Hiss*
You'll never get me alive!
(Hides behind the curtains)
Dad:..?😕
Son:???😕
Me:(Still hiding)
Dad:We can still see you.
Suddenly a police man came bursting through the door.
Dad: *Shocked*
My door!
Police:Thank me later sir.
Dad:Wtf!?
Police:Ok,avast your under arrest.
Me:(Still hiding)
Police:I can see you!
Me:(Still hiding,and i refuse to go to jail. It smells like spilled beans and uncooked tuna there. Or was it just me? Coz i don't know how to open a can that's why i always throw canned foods in different directions and i don't know how to cook,usually i set myself on fire... Nevermind, let's get back to the stupid story...)
Police:(Starts shooting the curtains then stops for a couple of minutes)
Dad:The curtains!
Police:You can thank me later....
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Twice.
Dad:How can i thank you? When my wife's gonna find out that the curtains have bullet holes in it?
Thus, she's gonna kill me!
Police:Not my problem.
Son:Cool,can i trigger a gun?
Dad:No!
Son:(Middle finger then starts running to his room like a thug.. Respect biatch!)😎
Police:...
Ok...So where was i? Oh right. Where the hell are you avast!?
Me:(Starts speaking in a creepy voice)
Where am i? I'm everywhere-
Police:-Wow nice voice changer.
Me:Shut up! I paid alot of loans for this stupid thing. So i can add it to this chapter! So shut up you an@$!
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Lolz Jokes
De TodoBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
