(On a car)
Rod:(Leans in the side window he's riding shotgun)I'm bored!
Luke:(Driving)Hmm....I know what we can do.
Rod:What?
Luke:Let's play "I spy with my own eyes"
Rod:Hmm....Ok,i guess i can try that.Ok you go first.
Luke:Ok.(Looks around)Hmm...
(3rd person view)
The car is on the wrong side of the road! Ehemm...akh! Sorry about that i have a caugh.
(Back in the car)
Luke:Hmm...Oh! (Sees something) What's red and metalic,that is going straight at us.
Rod:(Sees it)Oh!I know!It's a red car!
Luke:Yup-
(Crashes)
Luke:Oh my gosh!...
...
...
I forgot to do my chores!
Rod:Oh you are so dead,when you're mom finds out!
Luke:Well,i guess i'll be doing cleaning duty for the next 2 weeks.And i think we crash?
Rod:Yeah,we did crash.And it was awesome!
Luke:Me too!(High fives)
Luke and rod got out of the car and see the red car's engine is smoking.They run up to the driver so they can see if it was ok,they see the driver leaning back,He wears a sombrero and a Red T-shirt. (Yup you know it,it's juan! 👍)
Luke:Oh my gosh are you ok?
Juan:Augh?? (Dizzy)
Rod:Wait,do you speak english?
Juan:(Tries to balance the dizziness)OO,i speak inglesh.
Translation:Yes,i speak english.
Luke:Oh my gosh!He speak Russian!
--Lol--
Rod:I can't understand that kind of language!
Luke:Me neither!
Rod:Quick put him on the tree over there.(Sees a tree in the side of the road)
Luke:Ok.
Rod:Ok,We lift on 3,we put him on the tree on 27 and then that's it.
Luke:Great idea!
Rod:Ok 1...2...3(Lift)
Other cars crashed as well.
Rod:11...12..13..
Many cars have crashed.
Driver:Aw c'mon!
Other driver:Augh!Jerks!
Rod:26..27..(Lays him down)Ok,(Breaths heavily)Now what do we do with you?
Luke:Oh i know!(Pulls out phone)Ok you can have this,so that you can call for help.
Rod:Why are you lending him you're phone?
Luke:Because it's broken,and i can't find 11 when i try to call for help.
Rod:Ohhhh....
Luke:Well,good luck with you're life.
Rod and luke leaves in slow motion and i don't know why?
Meanwhile...back it the crashed cars.All the cars are starting to burn.
Driver:(Sniff)Hey,do you guys smell bacon?
The other drivers sniff as well and replied "Yes"Then one of the driver sees his car was on fire,he warned everyone,and they all scramble around,running like crazy and got out as fast as they could.
(Boom!Goes the car of juan and the others as well)
Juan:Ang kotse ko!
Translation:My car!
Meanwhile...Luke and rod were still walking on slow motion,they put on their cool new glasses,rock n roll song playing on the background,the background is where the cars go on flames and goes boom!Then suddenly the music stops.
Rod:Hey are those you're new glasses?
Luke:Yup,wait-you too!?
Rod:Yup.
Luke:Ok,let's go home.
They start walking normaly and then everything went normaly,like their speed is normal.
--The end--
--Lol--
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Lolz Jokes
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