Lolz Jokes

2 dumb friends:Murder

Rod and luke were walking along the road then suddenly,rod stepped on a squishy thing,like a ball.

Rod:Huh?

Luke:What is it?

Rod:There's something squishy below me.

Luke:Hey i know what we can do!

Rod:What is it?

Luke:Let's play,"Guess what's below you."

Rod:Ok!

Luke:Ok the rule is never look down until i say so.Guess what's on you and if you say "I give up" i will tell what's below you.

Rod:Ok.

Luke:Now close you're eyes.

Rod:(Closes eyes)Ok.

Luke:Now guess!

Rod guess and will not stop guessing,5 minutes later.

Rod:A banana?

Luke:Nope

Rod:A ball?

Luke:Nope

Rod:Ok i give up.What is it?

Luke:It's a human body!

Rod:Oh ok.

Stranger:Ugh....

Rod:Oh my gosh,it's a human body!

Luke and rod kneel down.

Luke:Rod,give him mouth to mouth!

Rod:Ok! (Inhales big)

Stranger:No..nnn....(Mouth shutted)

Luke:Give him more,I think his not breathing!

Rod:Ok! (Inhales bigger)

Stranger:(Pushes rod)Get off me!

Rod:He's alive!(High fives luke)

Stranger:No!I'm dying can't you see!

Luke:Of course we can see,we have 2 eyes.And what do you mean you're dying?

Stranger:You're friend is leaning in the knife that i've been stab to!

Rod:Huh?Where?(Gets off the stranger and sees the knife)Oh my gosh!I'm sorry i did not see that!

Luke:Yeah,and how long have you been here?

Stranger:About 12 minutes.

Rod:Wow,that's long.

Stranger:It was long because you 2 were playing your dumb game.

Luke and rod:Ohhhh.....

Stranger:Now would you please get me help.

Luke:Ok.(Tries to call 911 but can't find 11)

Luke:Ummm....Yeah i can't call for help.

Stranger:Why?

Luke:I can't find 11.

Stranger:Idiot.

Luke:But hey,we can help you.

Rod:Yeah,we can get the knife of you.(Grabs knife and tries to pull it out quickly)

Stranger:Wait no..no.no!!(Knife out)Ahhhh!!!!!

Luke:Rod,you can't do that!You have to pull it slowly.

Rod:Oh right,i'll try again (Puts the knife on the stranger's stomach quickly(that's where the stranger was stab))

Stranger:Ahhhhhh!!!!

Luke:That's not even right!(Quickly pulls the knife)This is how you put it back,i'll demonstrate it now.(Slowly puts the knife again)

Stranger:Mother of god!!!

Rod:Oh....Ok....Then let me try.(Again he slowly pulls it out and puts it up again)

Stranger:(Already dead)

--Lol--

Luke:Now you're getting it!(High fives)Now try it again.

Rod:Ok! (Blah blah blah,you already know it what he's gonna do,then puts the knife down besside the stranger)

Luke:Ok now we're done.

Both of them stand up

Rod:Ok,i think our business her is done,(wakes up the stranger but he's already dead)Hey,wake up,you ok?

Luke:Is he ok?

Rod:Yeah,i think he's just sleeping.

Luke:Oh ok then.

Rod:...

Luke:...

Rod:(Stomach growling)Ugh...i'm hungry again.

Luke:hmm...Burger kings?

Rod:Yeah,sure.

Both of them leave.

You're tv:News report!There has been a murder at the rear town calcium wood.

Me:(Pops in you're room)Ha,he said calcium wood!(Drinks cola)

Tv:There was a stranger and was stab many times,due to the incident,there was a knife besside him.The knife was identified and there we're 2 victims whose hand print were identified by the fbi.The 2 people whose hand print were identified,is Rod tennard and Luke ramirez...

Me:(Spits on you're floor)

You:Aw c'mon!I just cleaned that!

Me:Sorry,(yells)Rod and Luke!!!

You:(Covering your ears)Do you really had to do that!?

Me:Yeah.

You're mom:Why are you yelling!

You:It was franc-

Me:(Jumps out of your window)

You:Aw c'mon!You have got to be kidding me!

You're mom:(Walks into you're room)Ha! (Terrified face)

You:I can explain.

You're mom:(Suddenly a belt appeared on you're mom's hand)It's spanking time!

You:Noooooo!!!!!!

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Hey guys,ugh...My head!Sorry about that,well um...i don't know what to say...Well i don't have too because it's already night time here,but i'll tell you later (Yawn)

--Beep

Well,it's been fun doing this many jokes,and many reads,votes,and comments.Thank you all so much you have given support this book,you guys are the best. (Yawn and lays in the bed)You make me happy all of a sudden,but still thanks for you're kindness and hope to see if we get more reads and votes,so yeah.Wish you good night or good morning if your daytime there.