Lolz Jokes

Seven

This morning i felt today was going to be my lucky day.

I got up at 7,had 7 dollars in my pocket, there were 7 of us at lunch and there were 7 horses in the 7 o'clock race - so i backed the 7th

Did it win?

No, it came 7th.

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--Epilol--

//After the race//

Me:Darn it! Atleast i didn't spend my 7 dollars yet.

Guy:Hey you!

Me:(Looks around)Me?(Points at myself)

Guy:Yeah,you,you have to pay for that bet.

Me:Ummm....What bet? (Lie)

Guy:Don't lie to me,kid.

Me:Hey,i don't know what you talkin' about, but i aint gonna pay that "bet" you are talking about.

Guy:Well then, i guess we can settle this the hard way then.

The guy whistles with 2 fingers on his mouth, a second later, 7 big,tall and muscular men came crashing in to the room.

Guy:Alright boys, you know the rules, you beat him up and you all get 10 bucks each. Now get him!

As the guy pointed at me, i quickly use my karate techniques to fight them, i punched them hard and made them beg for mercy, but wait.....

That's not what happened, what? Did you think i could beat them!?No you're wrong,ok now back to the story.

I was wrecked, broken, and get beaten to a pulp.

Me:Someone save me!

//The racing arena where the horse... Well,you know... Race.... It's obvious, you dumb-//

-Beep-

[Technical Errorrrrr]

Horse rider1:Hey,did you see that weird horse lately?

Horse rider2:You mean the one who humps people that pass?

Horse rider1:Umm......No..... The one that looks like a man who is wearing a horse mask.

Horse rider2:Ohhhhh.....You mean #7 right? (Points at horse man)

Horse man:Mihhhh!!

--To be continued foehkslvkvdvaolnbxjjvoaofjgbcfiaorcvcgalegwrwodo&kcsmihhhhpckdhaiwjvmaybevjfosrj,(553862:=)-

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