One day a teacher ask all of her students,what are the use of books?
Teacher:Ok students,what are the use of books?
Student:(Raise a hand)They are use to make our bags heavier.
Teacher:...
Student:...
Teacher:..
Student:Jeff...
Teacher:I hate my job.😑
-Epilol-
//At the theather//
Juan:I can't wait for the show to begin.
Rod:Yeah,too bad that francoise is not here.
Juan:Why,what happened to him?
Luke:Remember yesterday?
[Flashback]
//At the park on picnic//
Me:Hey guys,wanna play catch?
Juan:(Reading a book)No thanks.
Luke:I'll play with you francoise.
Me:Cool.
Luke and me ran to the nearest tree to play catch.
Me:Ok luke,if i can catch the ball,give 10 dollars.
Luke:Ok,how about if you can't catch it?
Me:You will still gonna give me 10 dollars.
Luke:Ok that seems fair-Wait a minute!?No!You can't have that!
Me:Too late,you already said "That's fair"
Luke:Ha!You don't have any prof that i said that.
Me:(Gets a recorder and played what luke said)~Ok that seems fair-Ok that seems fair~
Luke:Fine!Let's just play this stupid game.
Me:Wow,i guess i always win every bet.😎
Luke:(Deep demonic whisper)Try to catch this.😈
Me:What?
Luke:Nothing.(Throws the ball but then it suddenly turned into a fireball)
Me:What the!?(Dogged)
The ball hit the tree behind me but the tree didn't catch a fire.
Me:Now look what you've done!
Luke:(Ran away)
Me:Hey!Damn it!Well i guess i'm gonna have to go get it myself.
The tree was gigantic and very high,i gulp with fear but i have to get the ball back.As i climb the tree,i was at the top of it there i saw the ball on one of the tree's branches,i climb there to get it.When i was there,i stood up on the branch and grab the ball,"I got it!"i yelled,but then,when i look down,i just realize that i was high up in the tree and i suddenly puked.
Me:I got it!
(Looks down,and i realize that it was very high and i suddenly puke)Braaaghh!!!*Puke*😖
Eagle:(Gets covered in puke and saw me.)
(Looks angry,summons all his angry bird friends and started to get the slingshot to hit me)
I felt dizzy,but then i got out of balance.I quickly grabbed the branch so i can't fall into the ground.But then,i heard a bird screaming,when i turned around,i saw a red bird coming at me!"Ouch!"i yelled.I look down,and when i look down,i saw 2 birds on the side of a slingshot next to them,the yellow bird got into the slingshot and blasted off.The yellow bird screamed and came faster than the red one,it was coming at me,but it didn't hit me,it hit the branch.The branch suddenly started to break.I look down again,and then the eagle blasted off really fast!"Oh s@!t 😐" i said,the eagle used it's power,and then it damaged me really badly.
Suddenly,3 star showed up above me,birds laughing at the background.
I fall and fall,and look at my watch to see what time is it.
Me:Damn it,i'm late for my favorite TV show.
As i still fall,i crashed into a branch then it breaks leading me falling again,then another branch,and another branch,and so on.But when the branches were all out,i crashed into another branch and it hurt my......Ok nevermind that.
Opps,i forgot,there was another branch,but i was stuck there and i can't move my body because of my broken bones.There i yelled for help,but no one answered,but then i heard a voice of a horse.I look at the other branch staight at me,there i saw a man,wearing a horse mask like WTF!?
I tried to talk to it but he still keeps talking like a horse.
Me:For the last time,can you please,call for help?
Horse man:Miihhhh brrrr.
Me:Unbelievable,can't you even speak english?
Horse man:Prrrruuuhhhhh.
Me:Wait,how about if i can just give you a treat,will you help me?
Horse man:(Nods)
Me:Ok(Grabs something in my pocket,but nothing,it's just a bunch of junk like a rubber duck,barrel,shotgun, laptop,anchor and a large cruise ship.But then i pulled up a bag of peanuts.)
Wait,i still have these peanuts when that elephant almost killed me.
[Flashback 2]
//At the zoo//
Me:Come on,eat it elephant.
(Throws the peanut at the elephant)
Elephant:(Angry,chokes me)
Me:Ack!I guess you hate peanuts.
Elephant:(Get a pistol and tried to kill me)
Me:(Gulp)
[End of flashback 2]
Me:.......
Well,here goes nothing.(Give the bag of peanuts to the horse)
Horse man:(Eats it)Mihhh....
Me:So,will you help me now?
Horse man:(Nods)
Me:Ok,then help me get down from this tree.
The horse man gets up on the branch,he farted,then a rainbow comes out of his butt.
Me:So that's how rainbows are made.
A sign comes up that says. "The more you know."
The horse man grabs me and put me on the rainbow,there i slide and it started leading me to my house,when i got closer to my house,i crashed into my roof and the rainbow slide me through my bed injured.I layed there but i can't move.
Me:I should have said "safely".
[End of flashback]
//At the theather//Juan:Oh...😕
Luke:So that's why his absent.
Rod:Yeah,and i fell asleep when i was reading a book.
Juan:So where is he now?
Luke:I think he is still in his house.
Juan:Oh ok.
Rod:Oh ok(Looks down at his popcorn)Hey!Who ate my popcorn?(Turns to the right)
Horse man:Mihhh.(Eats popcorn)
Rod:Uhh....Nevermind.😑
//At my house//
Me:Owwww...My bones are still broken,is anyone there?Owww...
I should have said "Safely".
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