McDonalds + 2 hugots

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Boy:Your body is like Mcdonalds.

Girl:Why? Cause Your Lovin' it?

Boy:No, it's because your fat and greasy.

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Hugot #6

Our relationship is like a ferris wheel,
You thought that it would make you happy,
But it only makes you dizzy!

Random people:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hugot line #7

Yes i know, you love him,
But the question is,
Does he love you!?

People in the whole world: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey what is up guys! So it finally ends here. The laughs,the stupid add ons,the jokes and everything. And all i have to say now is... Thank you... Thanks for making me reach my goal to 100k,i've never expect this to happen but. Thank you for reading everything what i wrote. You are the best people that encourage me,inspired me and helped me to write for fun and happiness so you can not be bored and shot yourself in the head with a mellon. When i first started making all these jokes,I realized that i can show you my talent of bringing humorous jokes and stories. This was my first book that i had begun with,this made me write all the memories i created and shared,i'm also proud of what i've done.And now,the line had been crossed. It is time to end,I don't want to end it,but we reached the limit,but that doesn't mean that i would close this forever,we still are one with each other. I am so grateful that you are still reading this part,you are precious to me and this book. Thank you for everything 😊

Now for that being said, this is avast logging out and i'll upload later.

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See you in the Next "LoLZ Jokes" Crybabies! 😝

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Update: October 10 2018 (WW3.7)
Hey guys, this is just an update that if you guys have been following me for a long time, i just updated today. If you haven't noticed yet, for the past 2 years i have been gone and so is this book. I've just got back my acc and it was hard. I read some of your comments here and there, pretty much this is an old book from me right now and i remembered how i used to be more childish and have a big imagination. I miss going back here and just making skits and mostly sharing jokes.

I want to tell you guys i'm very happy that you guys are still reading this, no matter how old or new you are to this book, i'm still happily sharing everything that i want to write here.

I just moved in canada for 1 or 2 years now. It's going actually fine. I spent most of my time studying and suffering at the same time. If I don't make it, i want somebody to write "Cause of death: Going to school in the first place." to my gravestone. Mostly i spent all my time learning English and increasing Vocabulary in my new school. I really like it here, i made new friends and everything got kind of better.

Now i have free times so maybe i'm gonna go back to writing cause i miss it so much. I'll do the best i can to entertain you guys and have a good reading.

So that's the update for today guys. Also if you finished this joke. Then "Lolz Jokes 2" Is already out guys! I just updated it today. So feel free to get another laugh trip! Anyway, I'm at school by the way and it's my spare time. I have to study and maybe upload some stories at my other works.

Oh and by the way,


Thank you guys for reading this book.

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