Lifesavers

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One day at school, all of the children were bored and had nothing to do,but the teacher had an idea to entertain them. The teacher stood up and suggested to play a game, all of the students agreed and started to sit straight.

The teacher showed them a pack of candies called "Lifesavers".The class thought this was going to be a good game.The goal is to identify the flavors to get a perfect score, then the teacher gave each one of them one lifesavers.

All of the pupils ate their piece of lifesavers and began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red............ Cherry
Yellow............. Lemon
Green............. Lime
Orange........ Orange

They all guessed it right but the teacher has one more challenge for them. Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will all give you a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror,spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my god! They're Ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room.

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Hey guys i'm back, sorry for the long wait but i had many things to do in the past few days. So here we go again making jokes and laughter, well hope you guys have a wonderful day,this is avast logging out and i'll upload later.

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