Waddup? [Jastin]

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Yesterday was July 4th also my bday! Anyways enjoy the chapter :)))
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Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: you again?

Justin969: ye

JMSwag: what do u want weirdo?

Justin969: just wanted to talk

JMSwag: about what?

Justin969: stuff

JMSwag: stuff like what?¿

Justin969: idk stuff

JMSwag: I don't even know you that much. how can I trust u? U might be a creeper

Justin969: what do you want to know???

JMSwag: how old r u?

Justin969: 17 & u???

JMSwag: same dude

Justin969: when's ur birthday???

JMSwag: January 25th

Justin969: favorite sport???

JMSwag: probs basketball

JMSwag: yours?

Justin969: hockey

JMSwag: do u know who lettice rowbotham is?

Justin969: not a clue

JMSwag: look her up, dog

Justin969: okay, honeybee

Justin969: she's pretty, baby bear

JMSwag: hold the fuck up, panda. what's with the animal names, tiger?

Justin969: u started it, chipmunk

JMSwag: game on, pooh bear

JMSwag: u r going down, donkey

Justin969: can we use the same animal, but put something different in the beginning, kitty???

JMSwag: yes we can, ducky

Justin969: they have to be cute, love bug

JMSwag: can they also be weird, monkey?

Justin969: okay, monkey butt. what do u want to be when u grow up, chicken???

JMSwag: idk, honey bunny. what's ur favorite color, slick chick?

Justin969: it's purple, snuggle bunny. Are you a virgin, pussy cat???

JMSwag: wtf you son of a bitch

Justin969: aye that's a good one, baboon

Justin969: but that's not really cute nor silly, boogabear

JMSwag: can't believe u actually asked that

Justin969: I guess I win???

JMSwag: welp, glad that's over. I almost puked from the cheesy names bleh

Justin969: same

JMSwag: if u don't mind me asking, do u have a girlfriend bro?

Justin969: yup. Do u???

JMSwag: no

Justin969: how come???

JMSwag: cuz I'm a horrible person

Justin969: true

JMSwag: bitch

JMSwag: lettice is awesome dude

Justin969: ew, no. And it's spelled lettUce, stupid

JMSwag: I'm talking about lettice rowbotham, stupid

Justin969: what she even do???

JMSwag: look up her x-factor audition

Justin969: kay

Justin969: omg she's awesome!!! :D

JMSwag: ikr she plays those strings so well

Justin969: i wish i could play her strings

JMSwag: OMFFF WTFFF WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! EWWWWW! YOU NASTY DUDEEE

JMSwag: bleh, i hate u right now

JMSwag: i've got these images in my head and you're a sicko

Justin969: ur the one with the crazy imagination

Justin969: not so innocent as I thought

JMSwag: I'll have u know that I haven't done the dirty

Justin969: really??? That's weird

JMSwag: wait

JMSwag: oh shiiiit

Justin969: what???

JMSwag: my dog peed on meeeeeeee

Justin969: bwahahahaha

JMSwag: stfu

Justin969: i'm cackling

Justin969: XD

JMSwag: I think I'm going to be sick bleh

Justin969: at least he didn't shit on u

JMSwag: yeah

JMSwag: bye, loser. gotta clean up this mess

Justin969: bye hottie ;)

JMSwag: did u just

Justin969: what i dooooo??

JMSwag: nothing. bye, Justin

Justin969: bye, Jason :)