Waddup? [Jastin]

XV

This chapter is sooo long. It's 1k words.

[8:34 A.M.]

JMSwag: good morning babe ;) x

Justin969: dafuq??? what's up with you???

JMSwag: what do you mean?

Justin969: u just called me babe and told me good morning!!!

Justin969: actually, u would call be babe, but u wouldn't tell me good morning

JMSwag: wait

JMSwag: so u aren't dating my brother?

Justin969: TF??? STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH ME!!!

JMSwag: I'm not playing around

Justin969: EH???

Justin969: WHO ARE U AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JASON??? I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS!!!

JMSwag: I'm Jason's brother, I have done nothing to him, and do not call the police

Justin969: DAFUQ

Justin969: UR NAME IS ALEX RIGHT???

JMSwag: yes and stop typing in caps

Justin969: OKIE DOKIE

Justin969: HOWD U GET IN JASON'S ACCOUNT???

JMSwag: what did I just say?

Justin969: oh, sorry

JMSwag: bubba is taking a shower and I just got his phone to see why he's been on it a lot

Justin969: why do u call him bubba??? It's a funny nickname 😆

JMSwag: why not? he's my brother, I can call him whatever I want to

Justin969: can I call him bubba too??? :)

JMSwag: no

Justin969: 😕

JMSwag: 'cause you're just a friend and he only let's loved ones and really close ones call him that

Justin969: we're best friends

JMSwag: yeah right

Justin969: I've never been so serious since that time a cop interrogated me

JMSwag: what's his favorite number?

Justin969: idk, like seven

JMSwag: nope

Justin969: i'm dating him!!! Can I now call him bubba??? :3

JMSwag: YOU'RE DATING MY BRO?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE SWUNG THAT WAY! OMG

Justin969: uh, he's bi...

JMSwag: WHAT THE ACTUAL F HOW HOW HOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

Justin969: calm down Macklemore

JMSwag: why didn't he tell me?! We're so close...

Justin969: he's insecure about his sexuality!!! DO NOT TALK TO HIM ABOUT THIS

JMSwag: why not? I'm so gonna talk to him about this, this is serious stuff