Waddup? [Jastin]

VII

They fight in this chapter.
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Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: I want some prostitute chips

Justin969: dafuq???

JMSwag: I MEANT PRINGLE CHIPS

Justin969: oh, haha

JMSwag: anyways, guess what happened to me

Justin969: you got kidnapped by aliens???

JMSwag: not even close

JMSwag: i was at this funeral and i got a phone call. it rung in the worst possible moment

Justin969: no way!!!

JMSwag: that's not even the worst part. "sexyback" started playing. So it was like silent and then u just hear "I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!"

Justin969: is it bad that I'm laughing??? what a fail, you're such a noob

JMSwag: stfu, i was completely mortified. u share something embarrassing that happen to you so we can be even

Justin969: no

JMSwag: please! PLEEEAASSEE

Justin969: fine, but you have to promise you won't tell anyone!!!

JMSwag: i promise

Justin969: i once got a boner from a guy. DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ANYONE

JMSwag: LMAO WHATT

Justin969: kinda regret telling u that

JMSwag: couldn't think of anything else?

Justin969: nope

JMSwag: wow. R u bi?

Justin969: no, it was just once in a life time thing

JMSwag: uh huh. Sure it was

Justin969: HE WAS RUBBING HIS CROTCH AGAINST MINE SO SHUT UP

JMSwag: whoa, calm the hell down. I'm sorry! I didn't think it would bother u this much

Justin969: well it does

JMSwag: sorry dude

JMSwag: but how dare he do that! and you just let him?

Justin969: i was at this party and it just kinda happened. i was tipsy and he just took advantage of that

JMSwag: was he drunk?

Justin969: no, he was sober. I knew he liked me. Idk, I guess he thought it was a good time to make a move

JMSwag: ew

Justin969: i remember him kissing me literally everywhere, but fortunately my friend Ryan got him off me

JMSwag: is that all that he did?

Justin969: rubbing crotch thing and he gave me hickeys. i don't think he kissed me on the mouth though. selena was still my girlfriend at that time so i told her about it. she was surprisingly cool about it

JMSwag: oh, but did you like it?

Justin969: i was tipsy, so I wasn't quiet aware of what was happening

JMSwag: just answer the question, Justin

Justin969: yeah. I felt good but that doesn't mean I like guys like ew no

JMSwag: u enjoyed it, huh?

Justin969: don't get jealous bc u haven't lost ur virginity

JMSwag: I'm not jealous! I'm waiting for the right person not like someone I know who just throws themselves at ppl

JMSwag: idk why u always bring that up. U shouldn't be proud lmao

Justin969: I'm not a fuckboy

JMSwag: yes u r

Justin969: anyways, who died???

JMSwag: no one important, and stop trying to change the subject!

Justin969: I don't want to talk about this anymore

JMSwag: why? is it making you uncomfortable? you enjoyed it, right? Of course you did, you're such a manwhore! You're always teasing me how I'm a virgin and shit! We're fucking seventeen, dude! Don't you think it's too young to be doing anything? Now tell me Justin, how many people have you slept with? How many times have you done 'it'?

JMSwag: Tell me Justin

Justin969: i don't have to answer anything

JMSwag: well I guess that makes you a pussy

Justin969: I'm not a pussy

JMSwag: asshole

JMSwag: dick

Justin969: SHUT UP

JMSwag: prick

Justin969: YES, IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE!!! I ENJOYED IT!!! I DON'T REALLY THINK I'M YOUNG TO HAVE SEX!!! I'VE SLEPT WITH THREE PEOPLE!!! THERE, HAPPY??? NOW PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE I'M DONE WITH YOU RN

JMSwag: i new it, you ARE a slut

Justin969: u know what???

JMSwag: what

Justin969: Fuck you

JMSwag: you'll probably do that

Justin969: bye u fucking douchebag

JMSwag: there u go again, talking about yourself

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I have to admit that their reason for fighting is stupid, but that happens.

Thoughts?

I was kinda in a rush, so sorry if things escalated quickly or something. I just wanted them to fight for some reason lol.