Waddup? [Jastin]

XXI

"I pray for the broken-hearted
I pray for the life not started
I pray for all the lungs not breathing.
I pray for all the souls that need a break.
Can you give 'em one today?"
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Justin969: waddup??? I'm sooooo tiiirreedd and soooo aloneeee and sooooo independANT

JMSwag: it really bugs me when people use insect puns

Justin969: that was an overused pun. R u a newbee???

JMSwag: I mite bee

Justin969: ha-ha, good one

JMSwag: ikr and why are u tired?

Justin969: bc of the lack of sleep

JMSwag: it's because of you that you're tired and I need some bread

JMSwag: I'm gonna make myself a jelly sandwich

Justin969: but it isn't my fault I was given those beans

JMSwag: what the hell

Justin969: u persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans

JMSwag: okay, stop quoting into the woods and get to the point

Justin969: it isn't my fault that I'm tired bc you're the one who kept me awake

JMSwag: what, nooooo

Justin969: yeahhh it isss

JMSwag: why'd u continue to talk w/ me?

Justin969: cuz I didn't want to hurt your feelings duhh

JMSwag: ohh

JMSwag: that explains it

JMSwag: did u hear about the guy who's left side was cut?

Justin969: what, omg nooo

JMSwag: don't worry, he's all right now ;)

Justin969: what's w/ the winky face and how is he still alive??? omg

JMSwag: *face palms*

Justin969: *confused face*

JMSwag: *slaps u*

Justin969: *shoots u w/ a gun*

JMSwag: what'd u do that for?!

Justin969: aren't u dead???

JMSwag: no

Justin969; I killed u, remember???

JMSwag: u srsly didn't get the joke?

Justin969: umh

JMSwag: cuz I said he's all RIGHT now and it's like alright now but all RIGHT is the opposite of all LEFT get it now?

Justin969: that makes so much sense now, thanks for explaining that

JMSwag: thanks 4 ruining my opportunity to be funny

Justin969: it just wasn't meant to be

Justin969: BUT OH MY GOD IT'S OCTOBER YAYAYAYA