Waddup? [Jastin]

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So many song references. :P

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Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: i'm taking a wee. just wait for a minute

Justin969: potassium

JMSwag: huh?

Justin969: on the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is k

JMSwag: you're such a nerd. anyways, I'm in my room now

Justin969: well, I'm in the kitchen. yams everywhere

JMSwag: wtf?

Justin969: guess what I'm wearing bruh

JMSwag: i feel like this is sexual

Justin969: it will be if you want it to be

JMSwag: what

Justin969: what

Justin969: I'm wearing my 'polite as fuck' hoodie. it's pretty rad

JMSwag: idgaf tbh

Justin969: why you gotta be so rude???

JMSwag: maybe YOU'RE just too sensitive

Justin969: ...

Justin969: nah, you're just rude

Justin969: anyways, got your eyes on anyone???

JMSwag: yes i do, actually

Justin969: oh

Justin969: who???

JMSwag: I got my eyes on you

Justin969: wat

JMSwag: do YOU have your eyes on anyone?

Justin969: i have a girlfriend, remember???

JMSwag: so? does someone else catch your eye?

Justin969: not really

JMSwag: not even me?

Justin969: you're a guy, so no

JMSwag: whatever, you wouldn't be my type

Justin969: darling, i'm everyone's type

JMSwag: haha, you're funny

Justin969: I'm very funny. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car???

JMSwag: idk a car crash?

Justin969: a tyrannosaurus wrecks XD

JMSwag: I don't get it

Justin969: cuz tyrannosaurus Rex. Get it???

JMSwag: what

Justin969: tyrannosaurus WRECKS the car is WRECKED

JMSwag: ohhh

JMSwag: that was a horrible joke. it was so bad that I need a doctor, call me a doctor

Justin969: it WAS funny. u think of a funny joke then!!!

JMSwag: I can't. I'm not funny dude

Justin969: wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke???

JMSwag: no imma die

Justin969: joke joke jooooke

JMSwag: holy shit

Justin969: what???

JMSwag: I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive

Justin969: ha-ha, very funny

JMSwag: hold on, imma get Charlie

Justin969: potassium

JMSwag: no Charlie

JMSwag: don't try to bite me

Justin969: WHAT???

JMSwag: get away from neck

Justin969: DAFUQQ???

JMSwag: jk Charlie wouldn't do that :P

Justin969: ugh I hate u 😓

JMSwag: and I luv u 😘

JMSwag: anyways, say hi to Charlie [pic attached]

Justin969: hi Charlie

JMSwag: Charlie says u look yummy

Justin969: dafuq???

JMSwag: jk jk

Justin969: eh, I do look yummy

JMSwag: Charlie asks how a peasant like u can be friends with a king like me

Justin969: i charmed him with my looks and personality. That's how we're friends

JMSwag: Charlie says you're immature for ur age

Justin969: tell him that I'm still growing up

JMSwag: I'm putting Charlie away brb

Justin969: bye Charlie

JMSwag: kay I'm back

Justin969: I missed u

JMSwag: wth I was just gone for two minutes

Justin969: they were the longest two minutes of my life

Justin969: I had to sit here and wait for u to message me it was horrible

JMSwag: haha

JMSwag: hey, this might seem random, but when is your birthday?

Justin969: march 1st bruhh

JMSwag: what do you want for your birthday?

Justin969: all I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

JMSwag: be for real bro

Justin969: IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REAL

JMSwag: just no. bye, I'm done taking to u

Justin969: wait! I just want love ya know feel appreciated in my birthday. And maybe a hundred dollars :P

JMSwag: okay, bye. talk to u tomorrow or something

Justin969: byeeeeee

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That's honestly what I want when it's my birthday. I want to feel loved and special. And I want money??? lol