Waddup? [Jastin]

XVIII

Justin969: waddup??? It's me the one and onlyyy

JMSwag: the one and only human donkey

Justin969: ...

Justin969: idk even know why I talk to u

JMSwag: it's bc I'm hot

Justin969: of course

JMSwag: guess where I'm going?

Justin969: idk are u gonna go and swim with the Sharks

JMSwag: I don't even know how to swim

Justin969: WTF what kind of person doesn't know how to swim???

JMSwag: me

JMSwag: anyways, I'm going to the doctor

Justin969: you're cool

Justin969: wait, THE DOCTOR???

JMSwag: yeah

JMSwag: that's what I just said

Justin969: why???

JMSwag: bc I just vomited and I have a headache

JMSwag: I'm dizzy and I feel like I'm gonna puke again

Justin969: OKAY THEN

Justin969: u could've just told me that u felt sick

JMSwag: I know

Justin969: who's taking u???

JMSwag: oh, I'm walking there

Justin969: no, srsly

JMSwag: I've never been so serious since that time I asked Jessica for prom

Justin969: who the hell is Jessica???

JMSwag: none of ur business

Justin969: fine, don't tell me

JMSwag: there's no one to take me and I feel horrible 😔

Justin969: aww, my bby

JMSwag: I'm going to take a plastic bag w/ me just in case

Justin969: go on a bus or something. It's not good to walk since you're sick

JMSwag: dude, I'll be fine

JMSwag: plus, i don't want to vomit in the bus

JMSwag: speak of public humiliation

Justin969: I don't rlly like the idea of u walking when you're sick...u said u were also dizzy and something bad could happen :/

JMSwag: don't worry ☺️ I'll be fine, I swear

Justin969: I won't say I told u so

JMSwag: u won't have to

Justin969: I'm always right

JMSwag: I'm walking now, it's like two miles away

Justin969: yep, you're a dead man Jason McCann