Waddup? [Jastin]

IV

Selena is mentioned, and I want to say I have great respect for her. Enjoy!

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[12:25 A.M]

Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: dude wanna come over tomorrow

Justin969: I don't even know where u live & no thanks

JMSwag: why?

Justin969: stranger danger duh

JMSwag: Fuck stanger danger

Justin969: my momma warned me about people like you

JMSwag: huh?

Justin969: you're a bad influence. stop with the peer pressure

JMSwag: u are crazy and aren't we internet friends? Come on, u know how I look

Justin969: the pictures u sent me could be fake. U can't be that hot

JMSwag: what

Justin969: what

JMSwag: ...

Justin969: well this is awkward

Justin969: [pic attached]

JMSwag: nice way to dwindle the awkwardness. is that your sister?

Justin969: that's my girlfriend, silly. her name is selena. she's a goddess

JMSwag: eh

Justin969: excuse me??? what do u mean by 'eh'???

JMSwag: she's not that pretty tbh

Justin969: wtf

JMSwag: 6/10

Justin969: fuck you

JMSwag: whoa, take me on a d8 first, dude. And we both know I would be the one topping

Justin969: no u wouldn't

Justin969: anyways, my girlfriend is OVER the scale from 1 to 10

Justin969: us at prom [pic attached]

Justin969: us at the beach [pic attached]

Justin969: her being cute [pic attached]

JMSwag: i didn't like the last one

Justin969: dafuq??? why not??? that's like the best one!!!

JMSwag: because u weren't in it

Justin969: smooth af bruh

JMSwag: I'm so smooth

Justin969: I'm so smooth too. Wanna touch me??? ;) XD

JMSwag: the things I would to u if I had u right in front of me

Justin969: u sound like a creep haha

JMSwag: lol

Justin969: anyways, let's play a game of would you rather

JMSwag: okay, u start

Justin969: wow u actually agreed

JMSwag: I like that game

Justin969: would u rather be rich and ugly, or poor and good looking???

JMSwag: poor and good looking. would u rather be stranded on an island alone, or with someone u hate?

Justin969: with someone I hate cuz i don't like being alone. Would u rather give up your computer or your pet???

JMSwag: shit...my pet? I'M SORRY CHARLIEEEE

Justin969: haha

JMSwag: would you rather know it all or have it all?

Justin969: know it all. would u rather be deaf or blind???

JMSwag: blind. would u rather have a freakishly big smile or freakishly small nose?

Justin969: freakisly big smile

JMSwag: whyyyy?

Justin969: i can be like Jeff the Killer!!!

JMSwag: GO TO SLEEP

JMSwag: I'm sirius

Justin969: okay, it's late actually. Good night m8

JMSwag: ugh who says m8? Are u British or something?

Justin969: no XD

JMSwag: good night

[1:44 A.M]

JMSwag: yo, dumbass

JMSwag: JUSTIN

JMSwag: WAKE UP

Justin969: what the actual fuck??? what do u want??? do u realize how early it is???

JMSwag: i can't sleep. Help me!

Justin969: how am i supposed to do that???

JMSwag: bed time story

Justin969: that's for babies and that's gay af

JMSwag: pretty please with a cherry on top

Justin969: can't believe I'm gonna do this

JMSwag: yay

Justin969: okay, so once upon a time there were two awesome and good looking brothers: Justin and Jason

JMSwag: why are we brothers?

Justin969: not only were they awesome and good looking, they were also royalty. one day their mom got kidnapped by pirates

JMSwag: yawn

Justin969: the two princes went off to find their mom. they dressed up as pirates and went on a pirate ship

JMSwag: this is so boring

Justin969: they fought the pirates on the ship and miraculously defeated them. they found their mom tied up and they quickly untied her

JMSwag: I think this working! It's so boring, i'm a yawning mess rn

Justin969: JASON WAS LIKE WE FOUND MOM, YAY!!! AND JUSTIN WAS LIKE WHERE WALDO AT DOE???

Justin969: HAHAH IM SO FUNNY

JMSwag: whoa there

Justin969: they lived happily ever after. the end

Justin969: good night bro

JMSwag: technically it's morning dude

Justin969: just go to sleep

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I'm so sleepy for some reason. I'm gonna read a book or something. Might exercise.

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