Waddup? [Jastin]

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Not really proud of this chapter tbh.

The video on the side/top has nothing to do with this lol.
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Justin969: hi

JMSwag: oops

Justin969: what???

JMSwag: nothing. so where's my 'waddup'? it's repetitive and annoying, but I've gotten used to it

Justin969: waddup

JMSwag: you forgot the three question marks my dude

Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: was that so hard? now tell your homie what's bothering you

Justin969: you're the first person i'm telling

JMSwag: okay

Justin969: so yesterday I finished going to the places I have to go except the date with Selena

JMSwag: how come?

Justin969: she stood me up :(

JMSwag: ugh, these hoes ain't loyal

Justin969: she's not a hoe, but like 30H!3 once said, "don't trust a hoe"

Justin969: anyways, I waited for her at the aquarium for ONE HOUR!!! I called her remembering I had my phone with me and you know what she said???

JMSwag: u sound pissed off so I'm not gonna even guess

Justin969: hell yeah I'm pissed off. she said she totally forgot about our date and she was hanging out with her ex Nick!!! >:(

JMSwag: what are u gonna do now?

Justin969: prepare another date and just forget about it. what do YOU think I should do???

JMSwag: i think u should break up with her because obviously she isn't cooperating in the relationship

Justin969: she is!!! this has only happened twice!!!

JMSwag: how long have you been together?

Justin969: almost two years

JMSwag: that's a long time

Justin969: yup, so no way am I going to break up with her now bruh

JMSwag: okay then

JMSwag: guess where I am

Justin969: mall???

JMSwag: I'm at Starbucks right now

Justin969: you're literally always somewhere everyday

JMSwag: cuz I like to go to places and I'm just that awesome

Justin969: right

JMSwag: tbh I'm trying 2 make a friend since my brother says I don't have many

Justin969: oh, good luck

JMSwag: I got a Java Chip and I just sat on a table

Justin969: u just sat on a table???

JMSwag: ugh, u know what I mean

Justin969: no, what do you mean??? :)

JMSwag: ...

JMSwag: oh!

JMSwag: there's this brunette approaching me

Justin969: it seems like everyone approaches you

JMSwag: ikr? must be because I'm so hot

Justin969: u wish

JMSwag: that's her [pic attached]

Justin969: she's pretty

JMSwag: she sat across from me. her name is Kendall

JMSwag: she said my eyes are pretty

Justin969: definitely flirting

JMSwag: she said my butt looks great

Justin969: she wants the D!!! Ignore the chick and walk out

JMSwag: I asked if we could be friends and she said yes! I'm so good at this game

JMSwag: she's taking about her family

JMSwag: i have her number and i kinda want to go now

JMSwag: I just left and Kendall is following me?!?!

JMSwag: she says she wants to know where I live tf?!?!?

Justin969: she wants to get it on

JMSwag: get what on?

Justin969: she wants to get some

JMSwag: she wants to get some what?

Justin969: SHE WANTS YOUR ANACONDA IN HER BUNS BRO!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

JMSwag: oh

JMSwag: she's not giving up. This might take a while so talk to you another day dude

Justin969: fine, but don't let her get what she wants

JMSwag: whatever, bye. I'll tell you what happens

Justin969: byeeee x

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Kendall won't be going away soon guys.