Waddup? [Jastin]

II

I watched the Maze Runner, and it was awesome. Don't worry, I read the book. My older sister watched it with me and she got confused. She claims to have read it in eight grade. She thought it was boring. Dafuq?

This chapter is pretty weird :/

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Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: guess what!

Justin969: u finally lost your virginity??? :D :D

JMSwag: no

JMSwag: i got a pet ball python

JMSwag: my pet and i [pic attached]

JMSwag: or is it my pet and me? idk and I don't give a fuck

Justin969: omfgggg it's so big!!! Isn't it dangerous???

Justin969: I'm scared for your life brooo

JMSwag: don't worry. I'm safe

JMSwag: I think

JMSwag: pretty sure

Justin969: JASON DONT SCARE ME

JMSwag: I've had pet snakes before

Justin969: animals of the devil, I swear

JMSwag: oh shut up

JMSwag: what should i name it?

Justin969: Charlie

JMSwag: whyyyyy?

Justin969: idk, that's what I name all my pets

JMSwag: do u have a pet right now?

Justin969: yes, it's a fish

Justin969: named Charlie

JMSwag: k then, I'll name it Charlie

Justin969: REALLY???

JMSwag: yeah

Justin969: I feel special

Justin969: I'm his dad and ur his mom

JMSwag: wtf?! Why am I the mom? I'm more manly than u!

Justin969: bc ur raising him, and I'm like away working duhh

JMSwag: u named him and u can also cook :/

Justin969: how on earth do u know that???

JMSwag: it's in your bio

Justin969: stalker much???

JMSwag: shut up I was bored, and I needed to know more about you

Justin969: uh huh excuses excuses

JMSwag: I ain't being the mom. I ain't wit it

Justin969: fine, we're both the dads

JMSwag: so we're gay?

Justin969: apparently

JMSwag: whale then #plottwist