Waddup? [Jastin]

III

OMFG. I just noticed how many people read this. Like wtf?

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Justin969: waddup???

JMSwag: I'm watching tv rn dude

Justin969: okay

Justin969: how does that concern me???

JMSwag: I'm watching two and a half men. pretty important if u ask me

Justin969: ooh, what's happening???

JMSwag: rn Alan asked Jake, his son, if he did his homework. Jake said yes

Justin969: boring :/

JMSwag: Alan found out he didn't and asked why he lied to him

Justin969: kinda interesting. what did the kid say???

JMSwag: he said, "because i thought u trusted me." lol

Justin969: haha. that's funny...

Justin969: now turn off the idiot box

JMSwag: finnneeeee

Justin969: yay

Justin969: wanna play a game??? It'll be fun, I promise!!!

JMSwag: idk

Justin969: pleaseeeeee

JMSwag: I'm not about that games through texting life

Justin969: pweeaassee??? I'm bored af

JMSwag: Kay, why tf not?

Justin969: I've never had any internet friends so idk what we're supposed to talk about

JMSwag: ok?

Justin969: so I googled suggestions as to what we can do lol

JMSwag: oh god

Justin969: we shall be playing the rhyming game

JMSwag: I will win this bc in from the streets, ya know. Rapping is what I do best

Justin969: where exactly do you live???

JMSwag: in the city

Justin969: interesting. okay, u have 2 continue from my sentence and it has to rhyme obviously

JMSwag: think i get it

Justin969: lmao "think"??? The directions can't get simpler than that, weirdo

JMSwag: shut up

Justin969: imma start now

Justin969: once upon a time there was a king BEAR

JMSwag: who sat on a CHAIR

Justin969: ...

Justin969: one day he ate honey with his FAMILY

JMSwag: his daughter was attacked by bees and it was a FATALITY

Justin969: everyone mourned her DEATH

JMSwag: king bear thought he should take METH

Justin969: but his loyal people were like 'hoe plz don't do IT'

JMSwag: he decided against the idea so instead he took a SHIT

Justin969: suddenly they were attacked by a bigass DRAGON

JMSwag: all was destroyed except a WAGON

Justin969: they started their journey to find a new place to LIVE

JMSwag: everyone was hungry since there was no food to GIVE

Justin969: they went off to look for FOOD

JMSwag: mostly the food they found were CHEWED

Justin969: King bear found an orange and wondered if he should eat that ORANGE

JMSwag: he decided not to because to him it was FOREIGN

Justin969: king bear created his own KINGDOM

JMSwag: one of the villagers poisoned him and everyone was like 'FREEDOM!'

JMSwag: the fucking end

Justin969: well that escalated quickly bruhhh

JMSwag: so did the kingdom part

Justin969: eh, not really

Justin969: wait, so the king bear died or what???

JMSwag: yup cause no one liked him

Justin969: what happened to everyone else??? Did they leave for another king??? Did his family not care for him either??? There are so many unanswered questions man

JMSwag: yeah, whatever. bye

Justin969: where u going at???

JMSwag: no where, I just don't want to talk anymore

Justin969: oh, okay

Justin969: byeeeeeeeee ;)

JMSwag: by the way, that was kind of fun

Justin969: told u it would be!!! Byeeeeeeee homieeeeeee

JMSwag: bye loser

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It's 12:57 A.M rn where I am. Felt like updating. Sorry if there's spelling mistakes. I'm pretty tired. Yoooo, thanks for reading guys. Appreciate that very much. Vote or something.