Waddup? [Jastin]

IX

I've decided that I'll update whenever I want to.
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[2:42 P.M]

JMSwag: yo, dumbass

Justin969: hey, jackass

JMSwag: check out my haircut [pic attached]

Justin969: dude i see nothing different, but dayumm i see u still got those good looks bro

JMSwag: oh shut up you poop

Justin969: dafuq???

JMSwag: what?

Justin969: did u just call me poop???

JMSwag: yeah, cuz you da shit

Justin969: lol

Justin969: so watcha doing???

JMSwag: are we quoting the show phineas and ferb now?

Justin969: no, I just wanna know what you're doing

Justin969: it's not that deep

JMSwag: obviously talking to u stupid

Justin969: why u so cranky today???

JMSwag: i want to go to my bed and sleep. i can hear my bed calling me

Justin969: you're the one who decided to talk to me so don't complain

JMSwag: that's because I haven't talk to u for a while

JMSwag: maybe I should talk to u later since I'm so sleepy

Justin969: no, I won't be able to talk to u until tomorrow

JMSwag: how come?

Justin969: i got places to go and places to be

JMSwag: okay...

Justin969: what's your dog's name??? You never talk about your dog. I just know that he peed on you

JMSwag: his name is Romeo

Justin969: where's his Juliet???

Justin969: haha, get it??? Cuz Romeo and Juliet

JMSwag: i get it. speaking of pets, how can people stand to have rodents as pets?

Justin969: they're cute

JMSwag: rats and mice are cute?

Justin969: ew, no

JMSwag: exactly

JMSwag: that reminds me, what mouse walks on two legs?

Justin969: idk

JMSwag: mickey mouse

Justin969: oh yeaahhh. I totally forgot mickey mouse even existed lol

JMSwag: it's literally such an old joke lmao

Justin969: whoops

JMSwag: what duck walks on two legs?

Justin969: Donald Duck!!! :D

JMSwag: no, all ducks do dipshit

Justin969: oh yeaahhh, forgot that too

JMSwag: someone posted this on Instagram and I wanted to see if ur stupid enough to fall for it. I was right

Justin969: anywho, have you heard 'Me and ' by Nero??? How did I just find out about this song??? It's sooo cool and amazing

JMSwag: yeah, it's amazing and cool like you

Justin969: i know right??? I love it so much that I even liked it on YouTube

JMSwag: yeah, umh, so when are u going to the places you have to go and the places you have to be?

Justin969: like right now

JMSwag: where's one of the places you have to go?

Justin969: I have to go to an aquarium with selena as a date, but I'm scared bro

JMSwag: why?

Justin969: there's sharks and I'm scared of them

JMSwag: same bro

Justin969: why r they so big if they're fish???

JMSwag: sharks are fish?

Justin969: u didn't know that??? Wow. You are so dumb. You are really dumb

JMSwag: stfu dude I bet u just found out yesterday

Justin969: I must be going now bruh

JMSwag: oh, okay. hope ur date goes well, bye

Justin969: until tomorrow

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I'm going to update tomorrow. School is almost starting again! Aghh!

Fun Fact: "Me and You" is the only YouTube video Justin Bieber has liked.