Waddup? [Jastin]

XVII

Justin969: waddup homie??? whatchu doing???

JMSwag: none of your business

Justin969: yeah it is cuz I'm ur boyfriend

JMSwag: PRETEND boyfriend to be exact

Justin969: same thing

JMSwag: not like I'd date u or anything

Justin969: why???

JMSwag: u don't seem to reach my expectations

Justin969: what do u mean???

JMSwag: you gotta be polite

Justin969: I can be a gentlemen

JMSwag: you gotta have time for me

Justin969: if I was ur boyfriend I'd never let u go

JMSwag: yeah right

Justin969: baby take a chance or you'll never ever know

JMSwag: shut up

Justin969: well someone's in their man period

JMSwag: ikr, Alex has been very cranky today

Justin969: tell ur bae what's wrong

JMSwag: no

JMSwag: and I'm kind of busy rn

Justin969: ohhhh

Justin969: I see

Justin969: have fun with her or him

JMSwag: tf

JMSwag: IT'S NOT WHAT YOURE THINKING OH MY FUCKING GOD

Justin969: AYEE DONT USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN

JMSwag: U DO THAT ALL THE TIME

Justin969: so??? Oh, and can u do me a favor

JMSwag: what more could u possibly want from me?

Justin969: bring me one of those can spray cheese things

JMSwag: wth okay

Justin969: oh and buy me something else cuz you're meeting ur boyfriend for the first time

JMSwag: I AIN'T GONNA WASTE MY MONEY ON YOU HO

Justin969: if u love Jesus and hate Hitler, buy me a gift

JMSwag: seriously?

Justin969: I'll buy u something too

JMSwag: ugh fine

Justin969: yay

Justin969: I will add Ryan to the conversation

JMSwag: can it just be me and you?

Justin969: but he's my best friend and I want u 2 meet him

JMSwag: I thought I was your best friend

Justin969: lol no

JMSwag: wut

Justin969: you're my boyfriend