Waddup? [Jastin]

XVI

I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! I GOT A NEW PHONE AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT AND I DIDNT HAVE ANY APPS AND RN I JUST HAVE LIKE THREE APPS
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Justin969: don't talk to me for the next hour

JMSwag: I wasn't planning to

Justin969: what did I just say!!!

JMSwag: what are u even doing?

Justin969: its not what I'm doing, but where I'm going

JMSwag: okay

JMSwag: so where are u going?

Justin969: it's not where I'm going, but where I will be

JMSwag: yup, I'm 100% done with u BYE

Justin969: fine, I'm going to Selena's house

JMSwag: I thought u said that you two broke up...

Justin969: oh yeah

Justin969: uh, I have something to tell u

JMSwag: well, what is it?

Justin969: I lied

JMSwag: about?

Justin969: never mind

JMSwag: tell me

Justin969: I lied because I'm not going to Selena's, I'm going to Ryan's house

JMSwag: u didn't have to lie about that

Justin969: just saying that Selena and I are still talking AS FRIENDS

JMSwag: ugh, get her out of ur life dude

Justin969: u jelly??? 😘

JMSwag: I'm not jelly

Justin969: LIESS YOU KNOW IT'S NOT GOOD TO LIEE

JMSwag: says the person who just lied not even a minute ago

Justin969: that was in the past. what happens in the past stays in the past

JMSwag: so, u asking me out stays in the past? It's forgotten?

Justin969: u wish!!! Have u thought about it???

JMSwag: yeah

Justin969: and??? :D

JMSwag: I just don't think it'll work out tbh :/ long distance, I ain't wit it

Justin969: we'll make it work, and you're coming to Canada soon

JMSwag: yeah, but idk it's weird and you're like the twin brother I never had

Justin969: oh my god, I thought the same thing!!!

JMSwag: definitely twins

JMSwag: what's ur favorite animal?

Justin969: i like dogs. If I were an animal I would be a dog

JMSwag: bitch please u would be a donkey and I would be a cute little kitten

Justin969: very funny

JMSwag: I'm not funny

Justin969: who's coming along when you come here to Canada???

JMSwag: my dad, brother, Paul, and my friend Johnson

Justin969: whoa

JMSwag: Ikr, I was confused too. That's basically all the family I have

Justin969: eh, wanna prank ur brother???

JMSwag: I'm not about that thug life

Justin969: ???

JMSwag: just wanted to say that lol

Justin969: u in or no???

JMSwag: fine, what are we gonna do?

Justin969: pretend we're dating cuz obviously ur not gonna say yes

JMSwag: oh

JMSwag: so that's why u supposedly asked me out?

Justin969: yep, so what do u say??? :D

JMSwag: okay

JMSwag: I actually thought u liked me for a second haha. u my friend are ridonkylous, u could've just told me u wanted to prank my bro

Justin969: u would've told ur brother and it would've been a catastrophe

JMSwag: I guess

Justin969: now go tell ur brother we're dating

JMSwag: later, I have to figure out how to say it without laughing

Justin969: u work on that, I'm gonna hang out with Ryan

JMSwag: did u and Selena actually break up?

Justin969: maybe

Justin969: byeeee :)

JMSwag: bye

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Someone is pissed off. Sorry if there's spelling errors! My phone doesn't get me like my old phone. 😅😣

Justin with the continuous lies. smh

I told Siri to tell me a story and she actually did!!! lol