Waddup? [Jastin]

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People body shaming Justin smh.
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[8:40 P.M.]

Justin969: waddup??? :D

JMSwag: I'm at Target

Justin969: THIS LATE

JMSwag: yeah

Justin969: ALONE???

JMSwag: yeah, my brother sent me to buy some things

Justin969: u can get kidnapped dude

JMSwag: I didn't even think of that, thanks for scaring me bro

Justin969: sorry

JMSwag: this is the list of things I have to buy, haven't read it haha [pic attached]

Justin969: dafuq are u doing then???

JMSwag: just chillin in the sports section

Justin969: okay

Justin969: hehe

JMSwag: what?

Justin969: HAHAHA

JMSwag: what is it?

Justin969: u got to buy condoms, NOOB!!!

JMSwag: NO NO NO NO

JMSwag: FML UGH I HATE YOU ALEX

Justin969: now I know your brother's name

JMSwag: nope, not gonna do it. not in a billion years

Justin969: ur brother needs them

JMSwag: I'm calling him rn, wait for a minute

Justin969: okay

JMSwag: GODDAMNIT HE SAYS IT'S URGENT WTF?! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Justin969: just buy it, no big deal

JMSwag: no big deal? I'm gonna get judgemental looks

Justin969: no one will bother you

JMSwag: am I even allowed to buy condoms? I'm sixteen and I'm turning seventeen on January 25th :/

Justin969: you're allowed to, it doesn't matter how old you are

JMSwag: u better be right or I will twist one of your fingers six different ways and stick it where the sun doesn't shine

Justin969: ...

JMSwag: let's see, what else do I have to buy?

Justin969: beer

JMSwag: WHAT! FUCK THIS SHIT I AINT WIT IT

JMSwag: I CAN'T BUY BEER I'M NOT TWENY WAN

Justin969: jk jk

JMSwag: I hate you

Justin969: pfft, I know you love me

JMSwag: I'll read the list on my own cuz I don't trust u

Justin969: u can read??? wow

JMSwag: stfu

JMSwag: everything else seems good. where would u find you-know-what?

Justin969: idk health section

JMSwag: this has to be the worst day of my life -_-

Justin969: I've had worse

JMSwag: I'm getting wipped cream

JMSwag: you-know-what

JMSwag: strawberries

JMSwag: candles

JMSwag: chocolate

Justin969: are u sure he doesn't have a girlfriend???

JMSwag: yep, I think I have everything

JMSwag: gonna purchase this now

JMSwag: cashier: "hey! how are you?" me: "I'm well" *hands items* cashier: "is this it?" me: *pulls condoms from pocket* "and these condoms"

Justin969: omg

JMSwag: don't stare at me like that hoe!

JMSwag: they're for my brother, not me!

JMSwag: ugh, she doesn't believe me

Justin969: I wouldn't

JMSwag: she's telling me that I shouldn't be ashamed, u know that lame shit I aint wit it

Justin969: are u walking or taking the bus???

JMSwag: I'm taking the bus cuz it's dark af

JMSwag: I'm on the bus now

Justin969: good

Justin969: is there a lot of people in the bus???

JMSwag: yep, so many that I'm standing up

Justin969: are the you-know-what hidden?

JMSwag: shit shit shit

JMSwag: they're at the top inside the bag, everyone can see them!

JMSwag: what should I do? some people are staring! To put the you-know-what down I'll have to take everything out my bag cuz there's no way I can squeeze it in; the bag is so full

Justin969: let 'em stare!!! let 'em judge!!!

JMSwag: YES MY STOP IS HERE PRAISE THE LORD

Justin969: HALLELUJAH

JMSwag: I'm getting out of the bus, I'm running to my house

Justin969: run Jason, run!!! Run like the wind!!!

JMSwag: I AM I AM

JMSwag: I made it, safe and sound

Justin969: good 4 u

JMSwag: well, talk to u tommorow dude

Justin969: okay

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So proud of Shawn, ily.

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