𝐁 𝐑 𝐄 𝐀 𝐓 𝐇 𝐄 [lando norris x oc]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞

stankies 🫶

GABATRON
Attatchment: 2 Boarding Passes

BRIDGERTON
uh hello
BRIDGERTON
what is this?

LILLITH
you've been MIA for two days and spawns out of nowhere
with plane tickets?

GABATRON
Attatchment: 2 McLaren VIP Paddock Passes

LILLITH
OH MY GOD
LILLITH
OH MY GOD GABI R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

GABATRON
PACK YOUR MF BAGS BITCHES

GABATRON
WE'RE GOING TO THE NETHERLANDS
GABATRON
WATCH CARS GO VROOOOOOM

BRIDGERTON
holy shit wait r u serious
BRIDGERTON
i thought u were pranking us holy balls I NEED 
TO PACK

LILLITH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SCREAMING HOLY 
I JUST DROPPED MY PAINTBUCKET BUT IDEC IM
GOING TO THE DUTCH GP
LILLITH
should we ask why we're going to the mclaren paddock
gabi? i think we alr know the answer...

BRIDGERTON
might have smth to do with the fact that she's been
lolligagging w one of the drivers...

GABATRON
ill explain everything when you guys get here tmrw
dw babes

LILLITH
TOMMOROW?? HUH I NEED MORE TIME
LILLITH
I HAVENT EVEN THOUGHT ABT OUTFITS

GABATRON
well figure it out ladies bc you land at eindhoven airport
tmrw evening 😏

BRIDGERTON
im going to kiss you on the mouth.

LILLITH
dont tell lando....

GABATRON
...

BRIDGERTON
woah ok so the debrief is very necessary
BRIDGERTON
see the way she didn't say something snarky

GABATRON
😊

norizz

gabrielle
they're super excited

gabrielle
bridget said she was gonna kiss me 
on the mouth 

lan
ah
lan
might need to have a chat w her

gabrielle
is this ur way of asking to meet my friends

lan
i know someone thats dying to meet your friend
(singular)

gabrielle
OOOOO PLS TELL ME UR BRINGING HIM

lan
max said he didnt want to then i said lilly might
come and he said he'll clear his schedule
lan
dont tell her i said that pls

gabrielle
if u bring me a coke

lan
👍
lan
gonna pay now and head back, need anything
else?

gabrielle
nope thank you

lan
yep
lan
plane gets here at 7 so we have time
lan
wanna get dinner?

gabrielle
not hungry :(

lan
boooooo
lan
the jet has food anyway

gabrielle
tHe jEt u sound like a rich bitch

lan
i AM a rich bitch 💅

gabrielle
maybe you WILL go to netherlands alone

lan
no come back im sorry

gabrielle
there we go

gabrielle
hurry up i want my coke

lan
i could ss that and call u a drug addict

gabrielle
i could kill you

lan
then who would take u on private jets

gabrielle
myself bitch

lan
when she's just as successful as you are 🤞

gabrielle
omfg i cant stand you j bring the goddam coke BYE

a/n: writing lando's text is so funny for me 

ahhhh 11k holy crap guys