During a UN meeting

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[1987]

USA: Hey Soviet what are those on your hands?

USSR: I drew them on my hands yesterday. I was bored.

[1991]

USA: Hey Soviet. Are you-

USSR: [Aggressive coughing]

USA: Damn. Are you-oh hey the cracks got worse.

USSR: [through coughing] Shut up.

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