Mexico: I took your kids to the mall and they road an El horse tornado.
USA: What?
Mexico: You know what I'm talking about.
USA: No I don't, you absolute fucking walnut.
Mexico: Don't give me that attitude. I'll beat your ass.
USA: You don't have to beat my ass just put me in a horse tornado, I'll be terrified.
Mexico: Fuck you, I'm going to my room. *goes to his room*
USA: What did he mean?
Canada: He meant Marrie-go-round.
USA: That makes sense.
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
