Britain: Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer. Wake up and meet the wife France.
France: *confused af*
Britain: My little Princess. Isn't she beautiful?
New Zealand: *confused*
Britain: Time to take Aussie to football.
Australia: :D
Britain: Rev up the buggati! YuEeEeEeEe!
[I'm physically sobbing this so funny. Aussie is just happy to go to football/soccer.]

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