[that time in 1986 when USSR brought Russia to a un meeting]
USA: *breaths*
Russia: SHUT YO MEAN GREEN PRE TEEN LOOKING LIKE A BAKED BEAN GOT NO SUNSCREEN LOOKIN LIKE MR. CLEAN DISOWNED ICE CREAM CONE GOOGLE CHROME FLIP PHONE UNDERGROUND GARDEN GNOME FUCKING HAM BONE EATIN ASS UP!
USSR: *dying laughing*
UN: My god.
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
