G.E.: He's just so cute. Look at him! He's the cutest little thing. I could just crush his skull.
Poland: Huh?
G.E.: I could just crush him in my arms. You know?
Poland: WTF.
G.E.: And never let him leave. Turn him inside out.
Poland: *Unholy screaming*
[I don't ship them. G.E. wants to crush his skull.]

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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.