Poland is in danger.

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G.E.: He's just so cute. Look at him! He's the cutest little thing. I could just crush his skull.

Poland: Huh?

G.E.: I could just crush him in my arms. You know?

Poland: WTF.

G.E.: And never let him leave. Turn him inside out.

Poland: *Unholy screaming*

[I don't ship them. G.E. wants to crush his skull.]

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