Countryhumans Cold War shitpost

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USA: Uhhhh Soviet? Those people in Berlin look awfully hungry.

USSR: I don't know what you're talking about.

[1957]
USA: Soviet, what was that?

USSR: That was Sputnik, a man made satellite.

[1961]
[At a test field]

Scientists: *launch Soviet who is in a rocket into space*

USSR: Space! :D

[I'll add more later.]

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