[1961]
[At the UN building after a meeting]
Soviet: Well to Space I go!
USA: I hope the launch fails!
Soviet:We shall see if it fails.
[Russian test field]
Soviet, who is in the rocket: It's wizard time motherf- [gets launched into space][ That's all I got lol. I just got back from summer camp so I'm drained of energy. Bye!]

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