[Celebrating America's birthday July 4, 1931]
Soviet(drunk as fuck): Hello handsome.
Weimar: Soviet what the fuck.
Soviet: Come here you. *Kisses him*
Weimar: *redder than Soviet* EEEEEEE!!!!
[Later]
Weimar: Dear Diary, Soviet kissed me today. He was drunk but it was awesome.
Third Reich: *down stairs* Weimar, come on it's dinner time!
Weimar: *shoving his diary under his pillow* Coming!
[The next day. Moscow,Russia]
Weimar: You know you kissed me yesterday.
Soviet: No I didn't.
Weimar: You're gay!
Soviet: I'm not gay!
Weimar: I have a picture. *shows him the picture*
Soviet: Oh my god. I'm gay.
[Soviet is bisexual(Female preference) Weimar is gay. I don't ship them(jk I do).]
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
