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Oh my gods

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USSR: I just sent a bunch of flowers to my neighbor Third Reich with a note that reads I still miss you, love Laura, kiss, kiss, kiss.

*aggressive arguing not to far away*

USSR: I guess his wife just found them. *puts a hand on his forehead* Sorry Third Reich. I was bored.

[This has to be true.]

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