[Context: talking to the ghost of Third Reich.]
Italy: So young damn. What happened to you Reich?
Russia: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?
Germany: Wha-
The ouija board thing: *moves to 9 then 1 then 0*
Poland: 9?!
Germany: 91?!
Italy: 910?!
Russia: *dying of laughter*
Japan: 910 pickles?
USSR, who moved the ouija board thing: *laughs in dead as hell*
Third Reich: *wheeze*

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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.