910?!?

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[Context: talking to the ghost of Third Reich.]

Italy: So young damn. What happened to you Reich?

Russia: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Germany: Wha-

The ouija board thing: *moves to 9 then 1 then 0*

Poland: 9?!

Germany: 91?!

Italy: 910?!

Russia: *dying of laughter*

Japan: 910 pickles?

USSR, who moved the ouija board thing: *laughs in dead as hell*

Third Reich: *wheeze*

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