[on Halloween]
USA: So what costume do you two want?
China: What are you going to be?
USA: A Disney Princess.
China: We should all be Disney Princesses.
USA: ok. [gives china the Ariel costume] China. [gives Soviet the Elsa costume] Soviet.
Soviet: why am I Elsa? Oh wait. [walks off to the bathroom and puts on the costume and walks back into the living room]
USA: damn.
Soviet: 🎶Let it go! Let it go! My dad is a stupid hoe!🎶
[That was the only Halloween they actually got along. I don't ship Sovame. Edit: I think I drank something weird that day.]
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