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USSR: *running* WHO'S GOT MY FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT?! AAAAAAAA!!!

America: *high pitched scream*

USSR: *grabs America by the ankles and drags him away*

Britain: What is wrong with our children?

France: I don't know.

[Yes, our children, they adopted USSR.]

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