USSR: *running* WHO'S GOT MY FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT?! AAAAAAAA!!!
America: *high pitched scream*
USSR: *grabs America by the ankles and drags him away*
Britain: What is wrong with our children?
France: I don't know.
[Yes, our children, they adopted USSR.]

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MizahI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
Grapefruit
USSR: *running* WHO'S GOT MY FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT?! AAAAAAAA!!!
America: *high pitched scream*
USSR: *grabs America by the ankles and drags him away*
Britain: What is wrong with our children?
France: I don't know.
[Yes, our children, they adopted USSR.]