Russia: My dad's calling hold on a second.
Germany: Everyone shut up Russia's on the phone!
Russia: *answers phone* Hi dad.
Poland: LITHUANIA PASS THE WEED!
America: *moaning noises*
Ukraine: *screaming aggressively*
Canada: WEEEEEEEEE!
USSR: Wtaf is going on?
Russia: Excuse me for a moment. *moves phone away from him* EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE GULAG!!
USSR: *laughter*
Everyone else: *shuts up*
Russia: *picks up phone* so as I was saying.
[I don't know why I love this but I do.]
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
