The Phone.

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Russia: My dad's calling hold on a second.

Germany: Everyone shut up Russia's on the phone!

Russia: *answers phone* Hi dad.

Poland: LITHUANIA PASS THE WEED!

America: *moaning noises*

Ukraine: *screaming aggressively*

Canada: WEEEEEEEEE!

USSR: Wtaf is going on?

Russia: Excuse me for a moment. *moves phone away from him* EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE GULAG!!

USSR: *laughter*

Everyone else: *shuts up*

Russia: *picks up phone* so as I was saying.

[I don't know why I love this but I do.]

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