China: [Sets his phone on a stand and hits the video button]
China: How to make rice. Today I show you the Asian way. China have many capitalist friends tell me they use sause pans.
North Korea, in the background: SAUCE PANS?
China: HAIYAAAAAA! WW2 is over. Use technology. Proper asian use rice cooker. [Pulls out rice cooker and sets it down]
China: step 1: pour rice in the rice bowl. Step 2: wash the rice. Step 3: use finger to measure water. Now put it back in rice cooker and press play. [presses play on rice cooker]
The rice cooker: [music]
China: let rice cooker handle the cooking. Now you have time to think about your sad life. Why do the people you love always leave you?
The rice cooker: [Music]
China: OOOOOH! Now rice is ready. Open the rice cooker and fluff the rice. Oh my god.... Sooooo nice...... so satisfying... better than lemon.
[I had to do this and also I'm sorry. I find this funny. If you know what lemon means good for you.]
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
