Mexico: My soul backfliped into orbit.
USA: Hey toilet paper!
NASA: It's a freaking telescope!
USSR: It's definitely the hat.
Canada: I just felt stuck.
NATO: I'm going to educate you, but only when you can figure out why I'm in a bathtub.
Ireland: I'M GONNA RAGE!!
Scotland: THAT WAS MICHEAL FREAKIN MYERS!!
Britain: I saw some stuff.
Italy: Want some spaghetti?
G.E.: Hello?!
UN: We mess with this guy more he's gonna kill us.
EU: It's not that scary.
France, talking about Britain: He's a sexy motherfucker.
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
