Alaska: [Recording]
California: Potato Doughnuts from the Great Depression. Now I say disrespecting doughnuts should carry a life sentence. So lets see if we're going to jail today,huh? Peel and boil two russets. [ puts cut up potatoes in pot] Ya know, a lot of things start with potatoes. French fries,hash browns,famine,communism. Potatoes are finished when they're soft. Yes, I've noticed that with men too. [aggressive potato mashing.]
Cali: Once the potatoes are cool,we add a cup of butter milk,pack of yeast. Four teaspoons of baking powder and a half teaspoon of soda. Half cup of melted butter. Don't kill the yeastie bois! They're working very hard! Four eggies! Cinnamon! Add enough flour to make a dough, putting your faith in the wrong man. [puts the ingredients in the bowl and tastes it.] Sugar! Two cups! Told you not to trust me. Hm! This took about 6 and a half cuts of flour. Now we let it rise for an hour.
[An hour later]
Cali:This is the first time we're deep frying. [puts fire extinguisher on counter and slaps dough. Rolls the dough out and makes doughnut shapes] bloop [puts doughnuts in the pot]
[A few minutes later]
Cali: [takes the doughnuts out.] Cinnamon sugar [dips doughnut in cinnamon sugar. Eats the doughnut] Woah! [happy dance] best doughnut I've ever made.
[Yes Cali is a boy and he's gay :)]
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