Soviet: I don't like my папа. He abuses me :(.
Wemiar (Third Reich's brother): It's ok I'm here for you.
Third Reich: Hallo. [throws a lemon at Soviet]
Soviet: [Screaming bloody murder]
Weimar: Soviet. What the fuck. It's a lemon.
[I found a video about misheard lyrics in the Soviet anthem and "Lemons are scary" was funny. Told it to my friend and she said Soviet is terrified of lemons. I made that so.]

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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.