[I'm not putting the pictures, they make me want to watch gacha cringe. This is my opinion.]
Ship 1: ThirdUnion
USSR: Where tf am I?
Third Reich: So as I was- I'm going to stab you. *holding knife*
Me: No. *takes knife* React to the shit on the screen.
USSR: What the actual fuck is this?! I'm not gay!
Tr: I'm straight.
Me: Back to hell with you 2.
*beep*
Ship 2: Rusger.
Russia: huh?
Germany: oh my god.
Russia: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! I'M STRAIGHT!
Germany: I'm not into Russia.
Ship 3: Gerpol.
Germany: Again?
Poland: Hi.
Poland: 10/10 accurate
Germany: I agree with Polen.
Ship 4: Italy x Germany.
Italy: Ciao.
Germany: Hallo.
Italy: My father would have a heart attack if we were dating.
Germany: My vater would kill me.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
